People will stare. Make it worth their while → Iris Van Herpen Haute Couture | F/W ‘12-‘13
EXTRA CREAMY ORGASM
1/2 oz. (15ml) Amaretto
1/2 oz. (15ml) Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
1/2 oz. (15ml) Baileys Irish Cream
1/2 oz. (15ml) Creme de Cacao
1. Garnish the interior of a shot glass with chocolate syrup.
2. Shake amaretto, kahula, baileys and creme de cacao over ice. Pour inside the chocolate garnished shot glass.
3. Top with whipped cream and sprinkles. Enjoy!
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